starscreamgirl:

Ugh this man

I cannot be the only person who thinks this is one sexy motherfucking cartoon character

7 minutes until freedom \m/

stacysdad:

nothing in my fridge

dungeon master more like

richwhitelesbian:

thats me in the corner / that’s me in the spotlight / losing my followers  

jarjarbinkzz:

Why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses.

I’M,G OANN

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D&D RUINED MY LIFE

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dekutree:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly give their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th century Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.